i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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