he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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