if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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