my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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