I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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