if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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