we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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