butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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