That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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