when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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