I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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