BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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