His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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