Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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