IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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