Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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