Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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