I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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