I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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