Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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