Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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