and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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