In the future we'll all be gay
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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