Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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