wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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