so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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