i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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