oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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