So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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