tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
