at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm really busy with my period
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