I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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