Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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