When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
