32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My feet surprised me
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