i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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