do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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