Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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