Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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