Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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