Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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