no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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