dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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