i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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