My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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