Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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