Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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