doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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