If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just pee around me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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