I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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