nut hugger
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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