If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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