its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
