I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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