Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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