Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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