Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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