i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What drink are we having for lunch?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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