so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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